When you're leaving for work, take a gander in the mirror. I will buy you one if you don't have one, because it's just that big of a deal.
When you look in your new mirror that I dragged all the way from the Target at elston & diversey for your sorry fashion faux pas ass, are you wearing a long-ish pale purple sweater that doesn't really cover your butt or the horrible squeezy lines of the grey leggings and undie combo you've got going on? Did you think short, salty ugg booties would tie it all together?? DOES YOUR HAIR LOOK LIKE A RAT NEST!?
If so, turn around and try again.
This time turn on the lights.
Friday, January 9, 2009
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I shave my head. =)
No bedhead for me!
I'm laughing pretty hard at this one. So true.
::slow clap::
Leggings are not pants so cover your ass. Amen.
lol Oooh dear. Yea, here here. That or make sure you have covering items & elastics at work!
I'll take that mirror if you're still offering...
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